1. Are you happy that you can be the one to protect those important to you, or would you rather be protected by your loved ones instead?

Only a child or an idiot would believe that he can rely solely on others for protection. The only person you can rely on is yourself. Those precious loved ones won't always be there to protect you, and it is folly to teach one you care for to think otherwise.

2. What do you think of yourself? How do you value your own life?

Yes, life is a precious gift granted us by the gods, is that what you wanted to hear? Bah. I have unfinished business to attend to, and my life is worth that much, at least.

3. Do you have any regrets? If so, what are they?

Every man has regrets, whether he would admit them or not. Prying into them is hardly anyone's business... unless that "anyone" is seeking injury.

4. Describe the happiest and saddest moments of your life.

The saddest moment of my life was the moment these questions began. The happiest will be when they are finished.

5. Describe what you might call a good day.

A good day would be one in which I don't have to answer asinine questions posed to me by some fool.